Gulp Gulp Gulp
Gulp Gulp Gulp
I want to .. drink more beer
Until I .. puke
Drink Drank Punk
I'm so cool
Cause I can drink so much
I can drink .. more than you
Drink Drank Punk
Met a girl at the bar .. oh
She was a 10 at 2:00 I Gave her four stars .. oh
I took her home
She spent the night .. oh
At 10:00 A.M. she was a .. FRIGHT
Some old guy .. bought me some .. alcohol
We got Drunk at the mall
Drink Drank Punk
Mom's gonna get us at the mall .. oh
In a drunken stupor I hope I don't fall .. oh
I could chew on a big wad of gum .. oh
Mom won't notice, she's old and .. DUMB
